Last issue, Wendy Wildcat presented a list of dangerous individuals, thieves that have stolen her well-earned devotion from the most vulnerable people of all, her (gullible) followers! And Wendy’s list was undoubtedly one hundred percent correct. After all, Wendy is never wrong.
Such a gorgeous cat with unparalleled genius can only be found here, at Harrison High School. Such genius is only found once in a millennium. And Wendy is perfection in its purest form.
So surely, you’d think, we’d capture those beasts?
WRONG!!
WE HAVEN’T CAUGHT A SINGLE ONE OF OUR SUSPECTS!!
Not even Cody the cat! Who dives under the couch at a cold breeze! How could we not catch Cody? To add insult to injury, Wendy’s secretary has received news that the terrifying, murderous bird, Chief from our last issue, has learned how to open his cage door! Oh, the horror! Wendy is in part enraged and the other, absolutely terrified knowing despicable attention-thieves walk the streets.
Wendy, determined to defeat such a beast, groomed her coat, practiced her yowl, and sharpened her claws and now presents her next list of most wanted suspects, created with information collected from her dutiful subjects and her friends at the FBI. Wendy calls for the capture of each and every one of these dangerous individuals, no matter the cost!
If you recognize any of the featured offenders, please alert Wendy, the FBI, or your local veterinarian as soon as possible. Lest these criminals start stocking up for Halloween!
