Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I’m only halfway through my freshman year and I’ve already been approached by five different upperclassmen asking for my snap and “where is my hug at?” How am I supposed to react to these weirdos, and how do I make them stop?
Sincerely,
Freshman Frannie
Dear Frannie,
Ah, who could forget the super seniors? Definitely an…unforgettable part of the high school experience. These guys will see a girl fresh out of middle school and have the audacity to say things like “Lets FaceTime!” …like yeah buddy you’re going to face TIME alright. Instead of trying to get into college they’re trying to get with Freshman girls like seriously bro, it’s time to focus on your major not your minor. Any who, the best thing you can do is ignore them, and let me know next time they ask for a hug so I can claw their eyes out.
Sincerely,
Wendy Wildcat.
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
Christmas time has arrived, what do you really, really, REALLY want???
Sincerely,
Excited Ella
Dear Ella,
I’m really, really, REALLY excited for you to leave me alone…. Anyways, my list is super grand and fabulous (just like me). I’m not going to bother you by getting into the logistics of it because I know you will not be able to provide my fabulous wish list using your CP English paygrade. I do believe everyone in the school should chip in and give me a gift, considering the fact I have been carrying this newspaper for so long. I don’t expect anyone to buy me anything for Christmas, I am just so humble!!(https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1SZKFIBON0TVB?ref_=wl_share) Anyways… I hope your list is as fun as mine!
Love,
Wendy Wildcat
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I was watching the Grinch, and he reminded me a lot of you, are you our school’s grinch???
Sincerely,
Whoville Whitney
Dear Whitney,
Dare I say this is a compliment… The Grinch was not as bad as everyone made him out to be. Obviously, my sense of style is way better than his, but he was misunderstood and forced out of Whoville to live on a mountain, kind of like how I am forced to live in the boiler room… wait a second…. MY HEART IS NOT 3 SIZES TOO SMALL, WHY DID YOU GUYS FORCE ME INTO THE BOILER ROOM!!! I AM ESCAPING, I’M NOT STAYING IN THE BOILER ROOM ANYMORE!!!
No Love,
Wendy Wildcat
