Dear Wendy Wildcat,
What do you think about the crowded hallway problem? It’s so bad I can’t even get to my class on time because people won’t walk. It is almost the end of the first quarter here at HHS and people still don’t understand hallway etiquette. They are constantly doing PDA, walking way too slow, and going the wrong way. Please give your advice, because it is very much needed right now.
Sincerely Annoyed,
Mad Marian
Dear Mad Marian,
I understand your frustration about the crowded hallways. Some people know how to walk in the hallway, but not all of them, which is annoying on so many levels. Me personally, I think that teachers should police them. Or maybe tell the principle to build a roundabout like they did outside the school. And if we can’t do that then put some tape down to mark where to walk. If people would stop goofing around in the hallways, we could all just get to where we need to be without being late.
Those people need to literally get in line and stay there, so people can walk easier. Not only stay in line but pay attention or at least follow the trail of my paw prints, so they don’t get lost. I feel like this problem is mainly because people don’t want to pay attention to what they’re doing. If I was you, I would shove my way through because I don’t want to deal with this nonsense.
The school must do something soon. Oh, not because of you, Mad Marian. Because of me, because I’m losing my mind, and I’m getting really annoyed on how people aren’t doing anything to change their way of getting through. At this rate I AM NOT KIDDING about us needing that roundabout. The hallways aren’t that hard to just walk through; it’s just like riding a bike. I’m going to start giving everyone a ticket and become the schools next traffic police.
That’s how I feel about the crowded hallways. Man, students really are something, and I’m sorry for all of you that must deal with this. Luckily, I don’t have to. I’m just a free spirit who can go or stay wherever I want and choose to stay away from your problems, safe in my boiler room home. But to show you my displeasure, if Shuja’s curtains or Purcell’s couch are all scratched up, I just have no idea who could have done that. So, don’t let me become your next traffic police or I’ll make you pay for interrupting my time.
Dear Wendy,
I have a bone to pick with people in the school bathrooms, there so dirty! Nobody cleans up after themselves.
Thanks,
Grossed out Gloria
Dear Grossed out Gloria,
I really just think that’s your problem. I mean yeah sure people can be gross in the bathrooms and not clean up after themselves, but my advice is to just be like me and get someone who cleans your bathroom for you. You’re never going to change everyone even though they all learned bathroom behaviors in preschool… So I’d say you just have to hold it or accept the gross.
Fabulously,
Wendy Wildcat.
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
What do you think of Labubu’s? It’s the most trending around the world. I personally love them for their like cuddly little goofy bears, and I love it, but they are one of my favorite things to collect other than the crybaby’s collection.
Yours,
Jubilant Jax
Dear Jubilant Jax,
I think Labubu’s are the weirdest things that mankind has ever created. I mean what are they even supposed to be?! it looks like a weird Mickey Mouse/raccoon/bear hybrid. It’s weird, it’s hideous, and the sheer variety of them gives me nightmares.
I don’t see why people like them, let alone go so crazy over getting them, when they should forget about those and ABSOLUTELY be going crazy over me and my new product WendyBuBu’s, the hot new thing to represent Harrison’s little queen, me. People should be crashing out over my dolls, not those little monkeys. Heck, a lot of people don’t even like Labubus at all, but I’d like to see someoe not fall in love with WendyBuBus.
My WendyBuBu’s are going to revolutionize EVERYTHING as the world’s most popular thing EVER, and I am including sliced bread in this list. Soon, these will no longer just be trending in the boiler room, but all over the Harrison, and then the world. I mean come on, who doesn’t love me, I’m one of a kind!
(P.S No one will get a little Wendy because I’m going to keep them all for myself, because only I deserve me, and no one else for no one is worthy of having a little queen such as me.)
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
October is here and Halloween is on its way around, and I was wondering what your costume is going to be this year. I’m going as a clown so I can scare my friends while we walk to their house to see a movie; after collecting and handing out candy at my house, of course!
So excited to find out!
Halloween Harry
Dear Halloween Harry,
I honestly don’t know what I’m going to be. I don’t normally dress up for Halloween. Heck, I don’t even pass out candy, I just keep it all to myself and eat it for myself. But this year I might dress up. I’m getting tired of buying candy…I just thought it was childish and don’t get me wrong it is, but hey, free candy is free candy.
I also wouldn’t mind scaring a few people, because I mean come on, it’s so funny to see people’s reactions when you do that. Oh my gosh! Why didn’t I see how much fun this could be? Even though it’s a childish and weird holiday it has its benefits!
But what should I go as? I think I might regret this but if you or friends have any ideas, I will consider trying it out. But if it’s something I don’t like I will burn your idea and that costume. Send in your ideas below! (I’ll probably regret this…)
