Wendy Wildcat, Staff Writer
Wendy Wildcat is a 52 year old Harrison Graduate (class of ‘87). She peaked in high school, and when she realized how awful being an adult was, she snuck back into Harrison High and now lives full time in the boiler room. She answers student questions with her trademark blend of snark and wisdom, helping current Wildcats navigate the chaos of adolescence with humor and honesty. Like her favorite animal (the wildcat), her preferred food is mouse, but she’ll eat pretty much any small animal. When she can’t get that, she digs through the trash to find the leftover General Tso’s chicken from lunch time.