Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

The weather forecast is out, and there is a storm coming! It is looking good for a snow day, based on the timing and size of this storm, but what can Harrison students do to game the odds?

• Flush ice cubes down the toilet: We don’t know why, but something about this waste of water makes those snowflakes stick.
• Wearing pajamas inside out: this one may make you look silly, but at least the tags won’t itch your neck. It’s a small sacrifice to make for a day of sleeping in and sledding.
• Put a spoon under your pillow: caution: PUT THE SPOON BACK. Otherwise, your mom will be mad. And since you’ll hopefully be hanging out with her all day, you don’t want that.
• Eating ice cream: to be honest, we’d do this for free, but at least this way, we’ll have an excuse.
• Think about snow right before you fall asleep, so that you’ll dream about snow.
• SNOW DANCE! 
• Put a white crayon or a penny on your windowsill.

Best uses of the snow day:

• Experimental driving: haven’t you always wanted to do a donut? (note: don’t actually do this one–The Paw Print will not be held liable if you do).
• Snowball fights: are these really as fun as we think they are? Only one way to find out. Someone’s getting snow stuffed down the back of their collar, though.
• Watching your dog lose his mind with joy in a snowdrift: enough said. Don’t have a dog? Offer to shovel your neighbor’s driveway so you can borrow theirs.
• Playing video games: check out our recent article!
• Sleeeeeeping: once you hear the sweet, sweet voice of Mike Morris, turn that light off and get a few more hours of sleep.
• Watch a holiday movie (or three): hang out with the Grinch, or protect your home with Kevin McAllister. Check out our article about what makes a Christmas movie.
• Chores! Do chores! Unload the dishwasher! Fold the laundry! Clean the floor around your toilet! (Ms. Evanson made us write this).
• And finally, the best use of this potential day off is clear: MEMBEAN! (Ms. Evanson, sit down! The Paw Print staff does not endorse this message).
• So basically, just don’t have a Greg Heffley Snow Day, and you’ll be fine. Because we are on the record, as a publication, as being anti-Greg Heffley.