Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I’ve been getting really hungry during class and I’m not allowed to eat in the classroom. To solve this, I’ve been watching videos of how I can sneak in candy by disguising it as school supplies! I’ve made a marshmallow eraser, a Starburst ruler, and a gummy glue stick. What else should I make?
Sincerely,
Hungry Heather.
Dear Hungry Heather,
What on earth do you mean you can’t eat in class? During school hours, I peek into classrooms and see people basically cooking an entire steak! Ruining your school supplies is just stupid and wasteful. You’ll also just be eating germs! There is absolutely no point in this!
No sugar all spice,
Wendy Wildcat
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Dear Ms. Wildcat,
Have you heard about what everyone is scared of right now? People have been seeing scary clowns staring at people. Everywhere! They’ll be on the side of the road when you’re driving, they’ll be in a forest peeking out from behind a tree, and even at playgrounds! What should we do to stay safe?
Sincerely,
Scared Scarlet
Dear Scared Scarlet,
Oh no! This is so scary! Why in the world are people dressing up as clowns to watch people? Actually, now that I think about it, it seems kinda fun. Maybe I might do it. Maybe I’ve already done it…
All panic no disco,
Wendy Wildcat
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Dear Wendy Wildcat,
2016 was such a fun year to live in! All the slime videos, fun Starbucks drinks, and the Snapchat filters… What was your favorite memory from 2016?
Sincerely,
Nostalgic Nancy
Dear Nostalgic Nancy,
Ummmm, don’t you mean 1986 was such a fun year to live in? We had wayyyyy better stuff like the movie Top Gun, music from Madonna, and everyone wearing denim with big hair. In 2016, I was always at your high school hanging out in the boiler room–see the difference?
Taking your breath away,
Wendy Wildcat
