Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I really like this guy, and all my friends think he likes me too, but I just can’t tell for sure. He sure sends a lot of mixed signals, and I’m never sure how he feels. It’s not like I can make the first move, though. What should I do?
Love,
Rusty
Dear Rusty,
Long story short, just don’t worry about it!!! I mean what, worst case he rejects you, and then nothing happens, right?? Your life literally won’t change AT. ALL. I mean obviously I don’t have any experience with that, being literally perfect and having everyone in love with me, but I never understand what the big deal is! JUST TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL RAHH. There was this guy I told I liked him and he said “Oh that’s really nice” which basically means he’s in love with me and I’m amazing and the best person ever, and that’s how he became my boyfriend. Don’t let anyone hold you down, girl!!
Love,
Wendy Wildcat
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
My dad won’t let me be myself. I feel like a prisoner. How can I be my true self around everyone?
Sincerely,
Ariel Moore
Dear Ariel Moore,
What do you think my life feels like every day!!!! I’m literally trapped in this freaking room, hoping that my presence is enough to help everyone carry about their lives. Literally just tell him that it’s your life, I mean think about it, you deal with your actions for your whole life, he only deals with them for a few years. So what’s the deal if you get a little crazy! That’s what life is for, right? I mean I did some mean tail shaking when I was in high school, and I don’t regret it one bit! Just be you (unless you can be me, then be me).
Love,
Wendy Wildcat
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I have been trying to get over my dad walking out on me. I can’t stop thinking it is my fault, and it’s making me act out. How would you deal with someone in your life leaving you?
Best,
Ren McCormack
Dear Ren McCormack,
That’s a really tough question, Ren. Honestly, my best advice is to find yourself a nice bowl of General Tsos, snuggle in with a blanket, and watch some cartoons. That always makes me feel better! Look, at the end of the day you can’t control his actions, no matter how stupid they may be. Don’t forget that you still have control of your life! Hey, maybe once you get done at Bomont you can come over here to Harrison and teach these kids to dance too, I mean we’ve all seen what MORP looks like…
Love,
Wendy Wildcat
Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I’m about to go to this dance joint called the Bar-B-Que with this girl, but I don’t know how to dance. I think she expects me to dance, but I don’t know what I’ll do! How can I impress her?
Thanks,
Willard Hewitt
Dear Willard Hewitt,
I’m going to try to hold back my judgement when I say this, but what??? How do you not know how to dance. It’s literally just moving to the beat, it’s not that hard… But anyway, if you really can’t do that, just charm her with your smile! With a flash of a nice smile, you’ll have everyone thinking you’re the best dancer in town. That’s how I got my fifth boyfriend. Well, minus the not being able to dance part. I’m a GREAT dancer. Oooh plus a dance class could be a pretty cute date! Just saying!
Love, Wendy Wildcat
