Dear Wendy Wildcat,
I think there must be something wrong with me. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel. I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and rocks and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but after the 25th is over, I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed. Can you help me get past the Christmas letdown?
Wishing you well,
Chummy Charlie
Dear Charlie,
I’m not your personal Linus, but I do get what you’re feeling. I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want! The Christmas letdown is very real, but there are a few ways to get over it, all of which involve curling up in your bed and watching Netflix for three days straight. A few good post-Christmas movies are While You Were Sleeping, The Hudsucker Proxy, and The Big Year (Those last two should really be saved for New Years Eve). Plus, this New Years we get the Stranger Things finale! WOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Try them out when you’re feeling a little blue! Plus, here’s a Christmas hype playlist in case you need some extra musical pep in your post-holiday step!
Season’s Greetings,
Wendy Wildcat
Dear Ms. Wildcat,
Have you heard about Mr. Egan’s awesome LEGOs? His spaceship looks really cool!
Get your brick on!
LEGO-Lovin’ Landon
Dear Landon,
First off, how old do you think I am?! I ain’t no stinkin’ teacher! Second, one of you lovely freshies should buy me that LEGO set. It’s so big and red and beautiful, it would look perfect in my boiler room! That is, if it doesn’t melt; plastic and boiler rooms don’t really go together. Either way, congrats Mr. Egan, let me in your LEGO cave sometime! Seriously freshies, it’s at the top of my list. It’s only like 10,000 dollars!!
Y’all better get me that ship,
Wendy Wildcat
Dear Wendy,
I heard you ate all of the leftovers from the most recent Paw Print taste test, what’s the best brand of toaster pastry? My personal favorite is the Aldi brand. Nothing beats the greatest grocery store in the world, am I right?
Sincerely Frosted,
Aldi Allie
Dear Aldi Allie,
I have just one thing to say to people like you: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOURD?!?!? We are most definitely NOT on a first name basis. Aldi is the most disgusting store in the world, and they don’t even have good General Tso’s Chicken bites anymore! As far as Pop Tarts are concerned, there is only one acceptable brand. Pop Tarts. It’s in the name. POP. TARTS. Not Millville Toaster Tarts or Kroger Frosted Toaster Treats! POP TARTS. Read the label next time!!!
Sincerely yours alw— I’m sorry, I just can’t even with you right now. Aldi? SERIOUSLY?!?!?
